professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

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duloxetine:

A beacon of light in a world full of darkness

duloxetine:

A beacon of light in a world full of darkness

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omghardship:

kawakubos:

cheesecakefagtory:

Video of the century.

same

i didn’t even watch it, i just had to reblag it

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naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

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kathleenthearsonist:

a compilation of cats taking things

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ultratangerine:

Women Warriors series by maxre

A women only archery competition in North Japan.

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kili-son-of-john:

nooooo tumblr why did you do the thing
was that really neccessary??

kili-son-of-john:

nooooo tumblr why did you do the thing

was that really neccessary??

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latenightloves:

'The time Jon wore glasses and it REALLY worked' Appreciation Post

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cindehella:

starkinglyhandsome:

dollygale:

captain-raptor:

best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.

i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.

this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY 

they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires

yeah but they’re quieter that way

why does a 3-year-old have a playstation

(Source: ogtmoreno)

megcarr13:

popculturebrain:

Teaser image: ‘Pacific Rim II' | Facebook

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

megcarr13:

popculturebrain:

Teaser image: ‘Pacific Rim II' | Facebook

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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fradine:

Katharine Hepburn in The Lion in Winter (1968)

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